Bob Dylan is perhaps best known for sporting quite the Jew-fro over the years (and for writing a couple of songs here and there).  The former Robert Zimmerman may have tried to escape his Jewish lineage by changing his name, but he’ll never be able to run away from his Semitic DNA.  No matter how hard he may try to hide his Judaism, that mess of hair gives away his true heritage.

Though he tried to trick us by releasing that odd Christmas video, it’s too late – we all know what’s growing under that wig.